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Old Demotivational Poster


Old Saw -




ROCKABILLY-THE PLACE WHERE AGEING GOTHS AND PUNKS GO TO RETIRE AND DIE. -


TAGS: rockabilly old goth punk
Rating: 3.13/5

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CANADA - September 3, 2009, 3:44 pm, #114680
k before I commit to saying anythin I need shamrock here to confirm if she is a she.


THE OLD FASHION WAY - Speak the truth and let the hurt feelings fall where they may.


TAGS: old fashion truth work
Rating: 4.33/5

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Sean - March 28, 2014, 7:48 pm, #253885
I see what you did there ... me with my big mouth all "Let's talk about that for a bit." Wellll played. I too won me some scholarships, but what I do with dead bodies I have to do on my own time. Glad to hear about your daughter. Amazing. Sincerely.
lgvernon - March 28, 2014, 2:13 pm, #253882

My daughter earned five of them, working like a dog. While still in school she went to work in her chosen field. Immediately after graduation, she won the election, becoming the youngest elected coroner in the US. She still holds that office. Amazing gal!
Sean - March 28, 2014, 12:10 pm, #253879
Scholarships that cover 90% of tuition, eh? Let's talk about that for a bit here. True that they can be "earned" in a sense, but "won" as or "awarded" are also applicable terms to these RARE commodities, no?
thevoiceofpie - March 25, 2013, 10:06 pm, #244662
and the hurt feelings have defiantly fallen where they may...lol, somebody needs a dose of personal responsibility
nicholsjoshua15 - February 4, 2013, 9:25 pm, #243207
Oh look at Mister Republican; he's blaming the students for all of the debt instead of the welfare mamas that have about two babies every year. After all being hating on to students is PC. Blow it out your a*s!
RevolutionRabbitNov63 - December 30, 2012, 9:24 am, #242033
...what does it say here exactly?:'Speak the truth and let the hurt feelings fall where they may'? Education would only promote Science & Society & save America, after all. Worse yet, stastics show you'll probably Vote Liberal if you Learn about reality..
RevolutionRabbitNov63 - December 30, 2012, 9:20 am, #242031
C'mon America!Can't afford a reasonable education? I mean - they're cheap & it's easy right? Then you should just get a (what does it say here exactly)a 'barely above minimum wage job'& accept your life like the rest of us bitter rightwing losers.
RevolutionRabbitNov63 - December 30, 2012, 7:56 am, #242029
...They should let you Edit your Comments - ! ...Not because of corruption & lies - but because some student bought a phone...All is clear now!: Fix the Economy!: No student phones - !!!
RevolutionRabbitNov63 - December 30, 2012, 7:49 am, #242028
The reason 1/10th of 1% has ALL the wealth & the Middle Class is gone & has no work is because some student - but not this one who does not show his/her face, & who *absolutely!* did each & every thing listed - is not corruption & lies. Now I understand!
EmilioDumphque - December 9, 2012, 1:43 am, #241302
Can you verify all this? ...I see.
kimzter - December 8, 2012, 12:25 am, #241281
Awesome covered in awesome sauce
GaryO - December 7, 2012, 10:05 pm, #241280
BAM!
mariand - December 7, 2012, 5:16 pm, #241276
well said... 5 old fashion statements for ya.


JOHNNY CASH HOLDING A KITTEN. - Behold the only man who can be a bad ass, christian, country, rock star, kitten lover!


TAGS: johnny cash holding a kitten
Rating: 4.55/5

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CloudchaserS - February 19, 2013, 4:59 am, #243596
I also like Ring Of Fire, both the original and the very well done speed metal version by Acid Drinkers.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 19, 2013, 3:23 am, #243595
Not really but I do sing okay.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 19, 2013, 3:21 am, #243594
Like someone once said misery breeds creativity. Nothing great has ever came from anyone who was too happy.
Silverheart - February 19, 2013, 2:28 am, #243593
We like a lot of the same music. You play?
MissPriss - February 19, 2013, 2:21 am, #243592
Down down down in a burning ring of fire...Anusol can fix that, now on sale at your local pharmacy and Walmart stores. Couldn't resist...yep John was a badass but he went through a lot and over came alot too, and that's what made his music so real.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 19, 2013, 1:01 am, #243591
Ha,ha,ha that's one sad / funny song. My favorite Johnny song is "When The Man Comes Around" that song kicks a**.
CloudchaserS - February 19, 2013, 12:39 am, #243590
I remember a British music magazine doing a list of the 100 greatest song parts. #1 was "My name is Sue! How do you do! Now you gonna die!"
nicholsjoshua15 - February 18, 2013, 11:53 pm, #243587
I don't like country music either, most of it is just too one dimensional for me, but Johnny was great. Johnny is right up there with The Doors, R.E.M., Nirvana, and Smashing Pumpkins as the best ever(in my opinion)!
Silverheart - February 18, 2013, 11:00 pm, #243585
This is much better. I don't like a lot of country music, but Johnny Cash is great. True American bad-ass.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 18, 2013, 9:59 pm, #243583
He was a drug addict, but he stopped and became an anti drug advocate.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 18, 2013, 9:58 pm, #243582
I was gonna do "Your Argument Is Invalid", but I decided to give credit where credit is due.
Silverheart - February 18, 2013, 9:38 pm, #243580
At least it wasnt another of those 'your argument is invalid' posters.
PapaFox - February 18, 2013, 9:31 pm, #243579
And drug addict.


PAIN -


TAGS: man holding his head in pain commi3
Rating: 4.73/5

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OmegaReaper - May 23, 2012, 8:37 am, #235009
Since when does mate in that centance mean wife? it means friend -.-
rodangol - January 14, 2012, 3:57 pm, #227587
A wife named Dave :)


BRAVERY - Don't ever question the bravery of a soldier


TAGS: soldier fugly bride
Rating: 4.34/5

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Brokor - February 1, 2013, 2:49 pm, #243034
It's not his bravery I would question, only his eyesight.
nextera686 - February 10, 2012, 6:28 pm, #229296
Super funny if said "solider" was acctually in the millitary. He is an ROTC caddet. you can tell by the circle rank and ROTC pins on his lappel. Just sayin
pcat - February 10, 2012, 6:14 pm, #229293
just your average military spouse.....should post this to militarylulz aslo
Demo33 - June 14, 2011, 5:33 pm, #219995
The medal on the right is for losing his eyesight in the line of battle, the one on the left is for fulfilling his duty of 'cannon fodder',


MATH -


TAGS: long equation blindfolded chalkboard commi3
Rating: 4.4/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - December 4, 2011, 3:02 am, #226365
*brittish, stupid autocorrect
the1stCOMMI3 - December 4, 2011, 3:02 am, #226364
Call it a grittier accent, why not?
Derek - November 28, 2011, 9:10 pm, #226234
Didn't teach you Spe = ing


MOVIE NIGHT IN IRAQ -


TAGS: us soldiers national anthem
Rating: 4.64/5

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opsCOASTIE - October 30, 2011, 3:33 pm, #225455
Airman, this gave me chills, this happend to me at an event in D.C. honoring a fallen Shipmate, the entire platoon hummed the ***s because the recording was not working.
Sean - April 9, 2011, 3:02 pm, #216052
I'm not very patriotic by their standards. I'd a probably started singing the first time, if only to get it over with. But then again, that just means that Superman 3 would be inflicted on me that much sooner.
Cloudchaser - April 9, 2011, 1:54 am, #216033
Sounds like a typical urban legend, but according to truthorfiction.com, this actually happened
WTFO - April 9, 2011, 12:15 am, #216028
No surprise here. I'm humbled to serve with great folks every day. The people I work with truly represent the best in all of us.
deerbag - April 8, 2011, 8:04 pm, #216018
I wish I had the power to keep the pay flowing while our government is shut down.
TheOne - April 8, 2011, 5:46 pm, #216012
Awesome.
quetz - April 8, 2011, 2:29 pm, #216007
I served in the Marines, back in the 90's there arent enough ppl anymore reminding us what these soldiers, go through and STILL have discipline and bearing!
NotoriousGIL - April 8, 2011, 2:00 pm, #216005
I'm a medic on the Baghdad Embassy compound and while I am sure the military personnel here would do the same, I'm not so sure of all the people that work here...Excellent post Airman!
MilDoc - April 8, 2011, 12:58 pm, #216003
Very nice, Airman! 5 crisp salutes!


Old Players -




A SERIOUS SCAM -


TAGS: older men scam
Rating: 4.86/5

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mariand - December 1, 2011, 12:25 am, #226296
hahaha...very funny


PUSHOVER -


TAGS: old toddler ringing phone answer
Rating: 4.92/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 13, 2014, 4:55 pm, #252912
A little girl did this to me at the mall. I was in record store, and a little girl walks up to me and gives me the toy phone. I looked around and said "Agents, what do they want?" The little girl didn't get it, but here mama thought it was a laugh.
phantom2romeo - December 16, 2011, 2:22 pm, #226667
love it!


LABYRINTH -


TAGS: david bowie labyrinth cold
Rating: 4.57/5

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Laoch - January 5, 2011, 2:42 pm, #209207
She never dipped below a level of sizzle that cooks bacon. Which makes her doubly h**, as you can cook bacon on her.
coldinjected - January 5, 2011, 12:53 pm, #209196
Jennifer Connelly is STILL smokin' h**!!
Cubbybear - January 5, 2011, 9:23 am, #209187
I always noticed how they did everything possible to hide the fact that Jennifer Connally had huge ***bs.
coldinjected - January 5, 2011, 12:09 am, #209157
Me too!! I've danced the magic dance a few times as a kid.
Cubbybear - January 4, 2011, 11:54 pm, #209154
I love this movie


INFANTRY - Always Improvise, Adapt and Overcome...!!!


TAGS: army war infantry soldier iraq afghanistan warrior combat
Rating: 3.73/5

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suzieq - January 28, 2012, 7:44 pm, #228336
Improvise, Adapt, Overcome is US Marine Corps, actally, not infantry. funny though
Schultz1 - January 28, 2012, 7:15 pm, #228333
I love this, just made me laugh over and over.


FLAMETHROWER -


TAGS: fire soldier war george carlin
Rating: 4.98/5

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tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 11:34 am, #248107
"That's nice, but where do you put the bayonet?" --Gen. Lewis Burwell Puller, USMC, upon seeing a flamethrower for the first time.
ub3rchief - February 18, 2012, 8:16 pm, #229798
Truly one of the funniest people to have ever lived... and a very true statement XD


CORPSMAN UP... -


TAGS: corpsman navy soldier hero
Rating: 4.69/5

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raiben - October 18, 2010, 7:25 pm, #198865
Good job, i know the job too well, its mine.


SNAKE OIL -


TAGS: crazy harold crankyhead
Rating: 4.91/5

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Master - May 25, 2011, 4:56 pm, #219133
Sense? Sense? I am in the business of making predictions, not that of making sense! Hmph! I am god’s special person!
Mux - May 25, 2011, 3:54 pm, #219124
.... Yours*
Mux - May 25, 2011, 3:54 pm, #219123
My god wears a hammer, you're was nailed to the cross. Any questions?
champ99 - May 25, 2011, 2:16 pm, #219115
Head of nail, meet hammer. 5bibLes
Peso - May 25, 2011, 7:46 am, #219091
Ditto. Same as Al Gore getting a D in Natural Science at Harvard. 5Ls
Greeny - May 25, 2011, 6:13 am, #219089
Finally!!!
forseti - May 25, 2011, 2:59 am, #219081
awe5ome!


FATHERS -


TAGS: father son old young hammy
Rating: 4.97/5

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Hawamleh - September 7, 2011, 11:58 am, #224045
I am glad my poster has given you such feelings :D
NYSkeptic - September 7, 2011, 11:42 am, #224044
This is brilliant - and a perfect birthday wish for my son - and an equally good prayer for my father.
alazgr8 - September 2, 2011, 12:30 am, #223853
Heartwarming
Hawamleh - September 1, 2011, 7:50 pm, #223831
Thank you rerun
rerun - September 1, 2011, 7:48 pm, #223830

Superb
mariand - September 1, 2011, 4:47 am, #223791
great


OLD PEOPLE AT WEDDINGS - They keep poking me and saying, "You're next", so at funerals I do it to them


TAGS: old people eddings funerals poke
Rating: 4.71/5

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gas - February 13, 2012, 2:23 pm, #229528
aaand fav'd
motinet - February 4, 2012, 9:42 am, #228864

LOL - brilliant!
Reality Lord - September 20, 2011, 5:07 pm, #224449

lol5...i gotta try that
Budog - September 20, 2011, 3:25 pm, #224447
My lesbian sister-in-law loves this one... LOL
mariand - September 20, 2011, 10:08 am, #224440
LOL...dude, it's only me who notice a lack of respect for the elder5?


WILFORD BRIMLEY - Eat your damn oatmeal or you'll get the dia-bee-tus!


TAGS: wilford brimley diabeetus old
Rating: 4.13/5

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D0Cvinnie666 - July 29, 2011, 11:47 am, #222111
I always thought he said you'll get a Dying Fetus LawL


Never saw it Coming -


TAGS: newspaper ipad oldtimer fly teenager
Rating: 4.78/5

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calvin5040 - January 20, 2014, 2:56 pm, #252303
^know
calvin5040 - January 20, 2014, 2:55 pm, #252302
You who also never saw it coming? The parent that received the bill from the school for $499 to replace the I-pad they just broke.
GaryO - January 13, 2014, 7:13 pm, #252154
Geez Greeny, I knew this joke had been around, but didn’t know it was THAT old….I like this version too.
Greeny - January 13, 2014, 6:22 am, #252142
156460
Oldsod - January 11, 2014, 9:21 pm, #252097
Absolutely brilliant!
MissPriss - January 11, 2014, 11:01 am, #252083
Hey, an iPad works great, as long as it's someone elses.
kirill - January 11, 2014, 8:26 am, #252082
awesome. explains why teens make great customer service reps


BROTHERS IN ARMS - I'd carry you through the flames of hell, my flesh burned to the bone, Through places where the demons dwell, you'll never be alone. We are brothers, now and always.


TAGS: war hell soldiers brothers always
Rating: 4.6/5

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pickleviper - May 31, 2012, 7:31 pm, #235532
It censors two 'T's? Huh?
pickleviper - May 31, 2012, 7:30 pm, #235531
b***on that lip, soldier!
falloutghoul - May 31, 2012, 6:56 pm, #235529
HOO'AH!
pickleviper - May 29, 2012, 4:12 pm, #235382
Thank you.
Rick69 - May 29, 2012, 3:05 pm, #235378
Very nice message... One which I would share to my brethrens...
pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 7:53 pm, #235345
No soldiers were harmed in this pic. It was taken during a training exercise.


AGGY'S STOUT CAKE -


TAGS: aggy s old family recipe guinness is good food
Rating: 4.61/5

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FatherTyme - March 12, 2011, 3:43 pm, #214095
Almost spilled mah Guiness reading this, simply awesome. Refreshicate? Webster's Dicshonary better make room for another. Awesome has yet another flavor, its called Iceman :)
Mongo - April 27, 2010, 10:23 am, #173723
Still laughing.......
jevita - April 27, 2010, 10:18 am, #173722
this is funny
ICEMAN - April 27, 2010, 12:15 am, #173709
Reachin' a bit there, aren't we Jake? ;)
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 10:54 am, #173617
I'm just curious as to when Ike Turner showed up. That was not mentioned in the recipe.
boeweizer - April 25, 2010, 5:57 am, #173423
theres a thin line between knowing what ladies like and g**, mainly whether or not u love the ****
ICEMAN - April 25, 2010, 1:11 am, #173316
Well, certain parts of it. ;)
ICEMAN - April 25, 2010, 1:10 am, #173315
Thanks guys. This is perhaps my favorite recipe.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 1:06 am, #173314
I frickin' love it!!!!
Cubbybear - April 25, 2010, 1:04 am, #173313
That cream cheese icing looks so good...5/5 hey..I'm a cook...not g**!


BELIEVE IT OR NOT - but there is a thin line between bravery & stupidity.




EMOTIONAL TURMOIL - The only thing you should feel when shooting terrorists is recoil.


TAGS: army soldier sniper terrorist gun rifle scope
Rating: 3.5/5

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rerun - March 30, 2010, 9:42 pm, #168240

proof needed that it really is you...and if it is you, thank you for serving
curraheemp - March 30, 2010, 9:39 pm, #168238
this picture is actually taken of me when i was in the army in iraq in 2006 i never killed anyone that didnt desrve it im also 80% disabled for fighting in iraq and afghanistan so im glad u sit there and run your mouth because your paying me
grumpydog31 - November 13, 2009, 10:31 pm, #136396
skunkrider(i mean ***klicker),grow a pair of balls and thank a soldier for giving you the freedom to say bull**** like that.we risk all to give you that right.
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 9:23 pm, #136389
Yeah, but it still makes for a good act. Waka! Waka! Waka! *crickets*
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 9:19 pm, #136388
Good on ya, Bart. You're definitely a stand-up guy (that's different than a stand-up comedian).
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 8:00 pm, #136367
reproach. I know too many servicemen to let that **** fly.
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 7:59 pm, #136366
I hate people like that. It's not a matter of politics; we should all feel empathy and TRY to understand what these guys are going through. If ****heads must hate, they should hate the mission...the men, with their commitment and bravery, are beyond
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 7:56 pm, #136364
BTW, this is an old poster that has been in my office for about a year now. What strikes me is how young that soldier is. Looks barely old enough to shave, yet is braver than most men twice his age. I hope he stays safe.
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 7:54 pm, #136363
Bart, I don't expect someone like that to respect anything or anyone. I'll settle for silence.
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 7:46 pm, #136361
are going through HELL. The LEAST they have earned is the respect of a lowly a**hole like you. Have a nice f***ing day!
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 7:45 pm, #136359
Did this m**********r (also known as skunkdiver) just say he wishes PTSD on the soldiers? He wishes for them to go through that pain? I don't give two ****s if you support the war or not, you NEVER disparage a soldier. These guys have left there homes and
BoneCD - November 13, 2009, 7:28 pm, #136354
Clarification...skunkrider is the dh
BoneCD - November 13, 2009, 7:27 pm, #136353
What WTFO & LD said...man what a ***khead!
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 7:23 pm, #136352
SR, your disgusting opinions and hatred for those who risk their lives to defend freedom show that you are the lowest form of life around. Right there with Maj Hasan. That is all.
LogicDude - November 13, 2009, 2:17 pm, #136295
I can only hope you have a beard!
skunkrider - November 13, 2009, 3:18 am, #136238
Yeah, as if US soldiers were actually killing terrorists and not just random beardy men with families. Wishing you a nice psychosis and absolutely no Vet-support when coming home! :)


THE MARINES - Saving kittens since 1775




FREEDOM - "For those that will fight for it... FREEDOM...has a flavor the protected shall never know"




AHNOLD - Gettin' to da choppa since 1987


TAGS: ahnold arnold schwarzenegger get to da choppa lol
Rating: 3.32/5

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Guest091 - August 9, 2009, 8:16 am, #106348
He should have boarded da choppa by now. lol


ITS DEAD NOW.... -


TAGS: military soldier funnyarmy
Rating: 4.51/5

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CaptainBaked - June 12, 2011, 12:12 pm, #219914
Yeehah! Who's hungry?
MPsniper - June 12, 2011, 7:51 am, #219906
heck, bring me another belt....its still *twitchin'*
Verdeckt - June 11, 2011, 9:38 pm, #219884
Fire, for those occasions when double *** fails..


Halloween -


TAGS: cats candles horrified old ladies
Rating: 4.86/5

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Ilovepuppies - November 1, 2013, 12:35 pm, #250767
Hey this is funny but it is sad too :(
spacedog - October 30, 2013, 7:16 pm, #250739
Thanks everyone.
MissPriss - October 30, 2013, 12:13 am, #250727
Huh, never see that candle in the Party Lite catalogue. Another well earned 5L.
GaryO - October 29, 2013, 9:54 pm, #250722
BAM!
lgvernon - October 29, 2013, 9:51 pm, #250721

Too funny!~5L


ONE FOR THE ROAD -


TAGS: love old couple fart
Rating: 4.64/5

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carebear - February 29, 2012, 12:13 pm, #230349
(carebear BANNED)
GySgt1811a - February 28, 2012, 2:47 pm, #230295
...plus two more in French.
GySgt1811a - February 28, 2012, 2:46 pm, #230294
six...
carebear - February 27, 2012, 3:19 pm, #230219
(carebear BANNED)
GySgt1811a - February 27, 2012, 1:42 pm, #230217
Oh no! She was far too lace curtain for that!
carebear - February 27, 2012, 12:07 am, #230192
(carebear BANNED)
GySgt1811a - February 26, 2012, 5:18 pm, #230183
Or as my dad would too often say, "Here's a kiss fer ya, Margaret!"
GaryO - February 25, 2012, 6:41 pm, #230150
Yeah, years ago I introduced the little woman to the dutch oven event. Been war ever since. I no longer sleep with my mouth open………
GySgt1811a - February 25, 2012, 11:15 am, #230139
Or in our case, hard of smelling.
ICEMAN - February 25, 2012, 1:55 am, #230128
Either that or you're hard of hearing.


BEAUTY -


TAGS: beer goggles beauty beholder beerholder your mom
Rating: 4.43/5

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crankyhead - September 3, 2010, 9:11 am, #192092
A Gem.
5150monkeylove - September 2, 2010, 9:34 pm, #192023
5 sh**s and shes all good! excellent. 5 sh**s for you too! GeEz, ItSA getnG harb ta speech.


THE FRENCH ARMY - Even their toys lose


TAGS: toy soldier french lose
Rating: 4.23/5

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twill1962 - January 5, 2013, 12:10 pm, #242198
C'est magnifique! Je vous donne cinq lions!
forseti - June 21, 2011, 4:23 pm, #220362
funny as 'ell! cinq lions


  -


TAGS: archery fail harder soldier moron
Rating: 4.33/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 19, 2013, 8:20 pm, #244479
It's the bow that bite5 back.
arcticfalcon662 - March 13, 2013, 12:11 pm, #244276
Clearly this guy got bored out on ops!!! :-)


Unknown Englsih Soldier -


TAGS: war respect good soldiers hammy
Rating: 4.92/5

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Greybeard - May 26, 2014, 4:15 am, #255024
Stunning. 5L & favorited.
Reality Lord - June 19, 2013, 4:48 pm, #246819

wow
lgvernon - June 19, 2013, 12:43 am, #246786

5LLLLLs and faved~


BROKEN LEG -


TAGS: told the doctor
Rating: 4.51/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 3, 2012, 6:20 pm, #232680
Ooooh, the 'drum-drum...cymbal' thing that can get a stoned guy laughing in mere instants?? lol, ok, thanks though :D
Airman - April 3, 2012, 4:45 pm, #232669
no.. with the night club standup comics, the drummer would often hit the drum after the punch line.. And Henny was certainly one of those
M0rd3kaI - April 3, 2012, 3:23 pm, #232661
I know of 'rimfire' and 'being sh**'... are you referring to the break?
Airman - April 3, 2012, 2:55 pm, #232659
rim sh**


S.A.W GUNNERS - Like flowers too ….


TAGS: army soldier machinegun
Rating: 4.29/5

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tomyironmane - August 2, 2013, 11:27 pm, #248283
don't be daft... The one you're talking about was replaced by the M240, which is what the SAW gunners all kinda wish they had.
440wakeup - April 5, 2011, 6:51 pm, #215826
I feel sorry 4 tha kids of this everybody gets a trophy just for showing up generation. They don't know about the rambo gun the M-60, tha pig the beast say think the saw is actually sumthing. They call it the m-249.
440wakeup - April 5, 2011, 6:51 pm, #215825
I feel sorry 4 tha kids of this everybody gets a trophy just for showing up generation. They don't know about the rambo gun the M-60, tha pig the beast say think the saw is actually sumthing. They call it the m-249.


THREE RULES OF GETTING OLDER - Never pass a bathroom, don't waste a hard-on and never trust a fart


TAGS: three rules getting older
Rating: 4.65/5

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maoworks2 - April 20, 2012, 12:48 pm, #233592
That's For Sure.
Airman - July 22, 2011, 12:56 pm, #221736
you may joke, but These are real rules


REAL MEN DON'T CRY - Until the dog dies at the end.




THE POT OF GOLD - ...AT THE END OF THE RAINBOW Might not contain gold... Not as such.


TAGS: rainbow pot gold outhouse toilet
Rating: 2.77/5

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thatonechick - June 15, 2010, 1:01 am, #180394
@Mary: Please click the link at the bottom of the poster page that says "Copyright Infringement Notification" and follow instructions. Thank you.


TWO LITTLE OLD LADIES -


TAGS: old ladies church jokes
Rating: 3.39/5

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Signe - February 7, 2009, 8:17 pm, #57642
Ew.


YOU FAIL -


TAGS: folding fitted sheet
Rating: 4.77/5

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Iconoclast - June 29, 2011, 9:28 pm, #220757
EXCELLENT and absolutely true. 5 king sized pillowcases ..........
tellitlikeitis - June 29, 2011, 7:57 pm, #220742
King size sheets are the worse!


STAR TREK -


TAGS: startrek starwars movie cold
Rating: 4.38/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 14, 2013, 1:30 pm, #247765
(re: poster) Oh, BURN! I was just saying how I never thought I'd become a trekkie... but J.J. Abrams changed that by changing the past... That's right. God only knows what'll happen now.
coldinjected - February 9, 2011, 11:41 am, #212068
I agree necro and I would sign that petition Feral!!! Let's get on that, my friend.
Feralpumpkin - February 9, 2011, 2:06 am, #212049
In fairness though who doesn't want an Epic WKRP Movie!
necronomicronic - February 9, 2011, 12:58 am, #212046
That movie is a stand-alone triumph of cinematography. Even if I had no idea what was going on in either saga I would have given a high rating. 5 fascinating plot devices
coldinjected - February 8, 2011, 9:57 am, #211935
Maybe he doesn't like any sci fi/drama and wishes for an epic WKRP in Cincinatti movie.
Feralpumpkin - February 8, 2011, 4:43 am, #211899
his point was that he hates all sci fi and in fact wished for an epic TJ h***er movie...
coldinjected - February 6, 2011, 8:16 pm, #211761
a***yze all you want scotts... it appears by the rating most people got it. But thank you. Not sure what your point was.
scotts13 - February 5, 2011, 10:37 am, #211683
Which TV series recently got made into an "epic" movie? Certainly not the one shown. And what's this other trilogy they're talking about? Ruining Star Wars is over and done with.


7 DWARVES OF OLD AGE -


TAGS: dwarves old age
Rating: 3.35/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Phage - January 7, 2009, 7:41 pm, #50228
I'm quite partial to Nappy....
Cubbybear - January 7, 2009, 7:25 pm, #50214
My new motto..."never trust a fart"
LogicDude - January 7, 2009, 3:19 pm, #50117
Dibs on Squinty!
Culos - January 7, 2009, 3:04 pm, #50102
Dibs on Farty!
Scorpio7 - January 7, 2009, 9:14 am, #50028
Congratulations, Ron! You are one of the few who spells it correctly. The Disney folks spell it, "Dwarfs." Canadians don't spell "Maple LEAVES" correctly, either.


LIFE - Don't take life too seriously You won't get out alive anyway




COURAGE - Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear. ~Ambrose Redmoon




DEMENTIA -


TAGS: crazy old men are awesome
Rating: 4.77/5

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M0rd3kaI - May 26, 2012, 8:38 am, #235179
The memories of that ol' Coot... Well... He could tell a story twice... but you wouldn't notice it... good for naptime


SPARTA -


TAGS: sparta joke cure is old
Rating: 4.09/5

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Reality Lord - December 15, 2011, 5:47 pm, #226644

please post this to moti-twist as well :)


REMINISCING -




DEAR VETERANS - Thanks for your service. YOU ROCK!!!


TAGS: air force army coast guard marine navy soldier sailor airman service veteran patriot bravery honor courage
Rating: 4.05/5

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redpoetnight - June 19, 2014, 3:23 pm, #255364
CG here - You're welcome, and thanks for standing by us.
Ed-Hyde - November 12, 2009, 7:35 am, #136054
You're welcome
spacedog - November 11, 2009, 8:32 pm, #135904
All the best to all our veterans; Canadian, American and our allies. Thank you all.


CANCER - Shmancer...




KOBOLDS - Has birthdays too you know...


TAGS: birthday kobold wow fantasy candle birthday mines diggers you no take candle
Rating: 2/5

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Ieuan - April 22, 2009, 11:31 pm, #74820
You no take candle!


REALITY CHECK, WHAT FREEDOM MEANS -


TAGS: freedom reality soldier war thanks
Rating: 4.44/5

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pricksoldier - September 20, 2011, 10:12 pm, #224464
that would be an original, unfortunately, just a few days later my unit lost one of its own over here.
Reality Lord - September 17, 2011, 1:52 pm, #224383

well done. is the text original...did you write it?


SPY VS SPY -


TAGS: cold war spy
Rating: 4.84/5

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TehWhiteSpy - July 19, 2011, 11:55 pm, #221586
best. comic. series. EVA!
champ99 - July 19, 2011, 9:51 am, #221563
Ah the good old days eh? and thanx. :)
rudeboy308 - July 16, 2011, 5:17 pm, #221447
Antonio Prohias and Don Martin were my favorite MAD magazine artists when I wass growing up. The Spy vs. Spy cartoons on MAD TV were the only consistently funny thing on the show. 5 L's and faved.


BATTLE BUDDY - A Battle Buddy is intended not just for company. A Battle Buddy can save his fellow soldier's life by noticing negative thoughts, and intervening to provide help... and maybe some puppy breath kisses.


TAGS: puppy soldier oz
Rating: 4.58/5

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marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 11:41 pm, #216272
Good Stuff! 5L


HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Quit acting like that, you are just older not dead ...




WE DON'T STOP PLAYING - Because we grow old, We grow old because we stop playing. George Bernard Shaw


TAGS: old play rain fun
Rating: 4.89/5

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Verdeckt - November 26, 2011, 9:04 pm, #226180
Don't forget to upload this one to Philosophy Wall and Moti-Twist as well


TRUST - Know where to place yours.


TAGS: army trust military protect soldier
Rating: 4.84/5

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spcdylan - June 11, 2012, 8:49 am, #236156
Those are just local kids... ya they try to steal our grenades and stuff but they are also great people... those kids have more sence than 99% of all the adults blowing theirselves up for nothing...
holymoly - June 6, 2012, 2:50 pm, #235893
powerful picture Jenna. Nice
Jenna3220 - June 4, 2012, 7:13 pm, #235804
Makingplans, I think that is actually an extremely good point!
makingplans4nigel - June 4, 2012, 3:12 pm, #235799
Not to nit pick but wouldn't an american solider be the enemies primary target?
Ragnar - June 4, 2012, 2:21 pm, #235795
no words for comment, just respect for payment.


MY MIND IS LIKE A STEEL TRAP - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States


TAGS: old age
Rating: 4.58/5

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GaryO - April 4, 2012, 8:16 am, #232705
Man, that looks like a Sam Peckinpah character...great pic and caption, Zook


NEVER GIVE UP -


TAGS: never too old enjoy life
Rating: 4.5/5

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rerun - October 12, 2011, 9:14 pm, #225021

It is pretty close to accurate....sucks to be getting older.
mariand - October 12, 2011, 6:48 am, #224980
how do you know RR is old?...the pic can be fake...lol


OLD TECHNOLOGY -


TAGS: old technology battleship
Rating: 4/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 3:16 pm, #239075
If you just let it.


WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE - We had to blow on the video games to make them work.


TAGS: blow on the old video games thewiceman
Rating: 3.94/5

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guyfox - June 19, 2010, 9:19 pm, #181007
how I remember those days
DreMagnum - February 6, 2010, 1:09 pm, #156421
Funny, i just joined a facebook group with this exact name
Woodywood03a - February 6, 2010, 12:44 pm, #156419
I see most of the games I used t play there!! Good times then!!!!


GRANPA DUDE -


TAGS: dude old harley motorcycle wtf
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Current Resident

maoworks2 - December 13, 2011, 10:24 am, #226566
Ya Me !
Cubbybear - March 7, 2009, 12:36 am, #64166
Nah...just a Greybeard


STAYING SINGLE -


TAGS: bachelor single relationship old loneliness
Rating: 4.91/5

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CherokeeChuck - February 20, 2013, 11:41 am, #243639
Yeah, growing old naturally without a woman to hack on him more than likely gave him a few MORE years to live! Nothin' wrong with this picture. 5L
Cubbybear - September 27, 2010, 10:43 am, #195707
The irony of it all is staying single allowed him to grow old naturally...5/5
forseti - September 27, 2010, 9:18 am, #195694
and with "pull my finger" you probably mean "pull my stinger"?! 5L to the lonely heart
GreyScorpion - September 27, 2010, 8:36 am, #195683
it's not any fun being alone...nobody to lean over and say "pull my finger" to.5L


GOLDEN YEARS - Remember those days when your mom bought you this and you felt badass?


TAGS: crayons golden years
Rating: 4.43/5

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DreMagnum - May 2, 2010, 1:57 am, #174311
yeah thats what happens when you brang thangs places.
JackFace - May 2, 2010, 1:42 am, #174310
I used to get all the girl when I brang them to school until 3rd grade when someone stole them
Cubbybear - May 1, 2010, 11:19 pm, #174302
That's because gold, copper, bronze & silver crayons are cool


GAMER - Ones a gamer always a gamer


TAGS: gamer old gramps
Rating: 1.68/5

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TigerKid - October 2, 2008, 11:59 pm, #25250
This is so going to be me in the future. Hopefully we can play telepathically before I get arthritis.
unsavory - July 16, 2008, 11:45 am, #9736
Oh, missed that, -_-
-_- - July 12, 2008, 8:39 pm, #9141
Or, 'once'. Depending on your use of the 'lenguage'. *snickers*


THERE WAS A TIME -




MILITARY SNIPERS -


TAGS: soldiers military sniper 50 bmg rifle
Rating: 3.94/5

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batman93 - November 17, 2013, 6:41 am, #251066
Actually, the EGA on his cover is what implies that he'll hit his target.
GrammarNazi - October 4, 2012, 8:00 pm, #239757
That's implying he actually hits his target...


DEAR GOD -




THE ULTIMATE VALENTINE'S GIFT FOR YOUR MAN - Hey ladies, hurry it's on sale: only $OMG and YIKES cents.


TAGS: car white gold expensive oil billionaire
Rating: 3.74/5

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realogic - March 10, 2012, 1:15 pm, #230997
As usual an Arab with billions covers his car in white gold instead of you know.. making someone not starve.. Least it runs on bio fuel.
booger13 - March 26, 2010, 9:49 pm, #167168
naturally it had to be GERMAN =] to be this EPIC . anyone know how many were made, or was this IF YOU HAVE TO ASK THE PRICE YOU CANT AFFORD IT ? deals ?
CANADA - February 5, 2010, 3:31 pm, #156311
THATS SWEET! he owns an oil company but runs bio fuel lol
Derek - February 5, 2010, 3:24 pm, #156308
Fastest production automatic in the World I believe. (The gold alloy helps to stop it rusting with all their rain.)


MEMORIAL DAY - While you're enjoying your long weekend eating your grilled steaks, burgers, and hot dogs, don't forget how you received that gift of freedom!


TAGS: happy memorial day to all my soldiers sailors airmen and marines
Rating: 3.21/5

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MO - August 28, 2009, 8:54 am, #112726
Hey skog, that's a very good point. We are not the only ones. But you need to understand that this poster was made on Memorial day. I'm not going to explain 'cause it should be self explanatory.
Skog - August 28, 2009, 8:44 am, #112724
Its not like the US is the only giver of freedom. (much respect for those good people who died fighting for a good cause)
Hagg - June 29, 2009, 7:54 pm, #91583
True freedom, as far as I'm concerned, is being dead, free from the bonds of mortality. a**uming there is no afterlife, then you don't even know you're dead, meaning you aren't in a mind, meaning you're free...if ya catch mah drift!


WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE.. - Ok, maybe walking 15 miles to school, uphill, in the snow, both ways, was a bit exaggerated. You've still got it easy compared to back then.


TAGS: computer prices the old days
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by fan4camping

Swampfox - May 29, 2012, 2:19 am, #235362
The first computer I saw had a single 5 1/2 inch floppy. On most programs you had to swap two or more floppys around to run a program.
Iconoclast - May 28, 2012, 11:15 pm, #235360
The first server that I purchased for our office was 40 MB in 1985 with a cost over $5,000.


WAITING - If there is no beer in this drop I might have to shoot someone.


TAGS: beer soldier military australian
Rating: 4.75/5

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50cal - January 24, 2011, 10:08 am, #210682
I use to love getting the fresh "water" bottle care packages from some fine supporters....


HAIRY POTTER - I'm the prisoner of Azkaban


TAGS: harry potter rofl azkaban voldemort
Rating: 4.3/5

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Zreiser - April 5, 2011, 7:56 pm, #215829
Looking through the older stuff, and this really made me chuckle. It's so lame, but I laughed anyway. Actually laughing = 5L
xXxLadyVoldemortxXx - February 13, 2011, 8:13 pm, #212347
lol, thts kewl
Claire - November 21, 2010, 2:49 pm, #203296
I do enjoy puns.
WhatTheHellIsAHufflepuff - November 21, 2010, 12:25 pm, #203220
he > gary oldman
Reality Lord - November 21, 2010, 11:11 am, #203215

cute
Hawamleh - November 21, 2010, 10:09 am, #203212
lol


OLD AGE - I forgot what I was going to say nevermind


TAGS: old
Rating: 3.6/5

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THE LONGER YOU STARE -


TAGS: the longer you stare the funnier it gets old lady
Rating: 3.45/5


BALD EAGLE AT A MILITARY GRAVE YARD -


TAGS: folded flag widow military funeral
Rating: 4.39/5

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taxiinthesky - September 1, 2011, 3:44 pm, #223817
Eagle guarding eagles....
wicc - August 6, 2011, 2:14 pm, #222564
How abut this one: Honor the dead for they'll eternally honor you
Cyberhagen - July 29, 2011, 2:26 pm, #222120
Good try though. d*** those things get huge!
Airman - July 27, 2011, 6:55 pm, #221992
I really didn't do this picture justice.. sorry all. This is a Bald Eagle that is perched in a military graveyard in Minnesota. I must have made 8 different motifakes trying to do it justice, and I just never got there. I sat on it 3 days.. RATS


Obama. Keeping it Real -




THE OLD PEOPLE - my grandma always said, the older you get the wiser you get. Well grandma, i'm still waiting for you to get wiser.




HIDE AND SEEK - You lose, Fräulein.


TAGS: wwii soldiers nazi german women ra**
Rating: 2.65/5

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MO - August 18, 2009, 7:00 pm, #109576
Well LD, I'm guessing.... 'cause NOBODY'S seen the slippery lil' bastard!! But I am glad that someone saw that comment.....
LogicDude - August 18, 2009, 1:55 pm, #109511
MO FTW!!! Why didn't they show how tall he is?
MO - August 17, 2009, 9:22 pm, #109205
Psst, hey toots! You seen Kyle? Any of you? no? d***!
Lena - August 17, 2009, 9:09 pm, #109201
Nazi bastards... ugh...
Jmac0585 - July 1, 2009, 9:53 am, #92035
Thank you, Sir!
Plug In Baby - June 30, 2009, 11:36 pm, #91985
I usually only comment on ones that I give a 1 or a 5 to, you sir, have received the latter. I love it.


SOMETIMES - The pain of letting something precious to you go is less than the pain of holding onto it.




FACT OF THE MATTER - There is no paradise, without sacrifice




NOSTALGIA -


TAGS: good old days
Rating: 4.94/5

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BOSSthefurry - November 24, 2011, 9:18 am, #226126
d*** I was born to late. -__-
Cubbybear - October 13, 2010, 11:08 pm, #198213
I did get in trouble when I tied the neighbor kid to a tree once. That's because I went home for lunch. 5/5
agdaniele - October 13, 2010, 9:28 pm, #198195
Classic!!!


YOU'RE A DUMBASS - The Old Man Says




BURGESS MEREDITH -




I ONCE HAD A FAMILY -


TAGS: sad god cruel memories old
Rating: 3.66/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - July 1, 2010, 5:01 pm, #182870
Pretending to be a chick.... great Hobby..
TheTrashHeap - June 29, 2010, 9:30 pm, #182499
Narmoooooooooooooooooootarded?
TheTrashHeap - June 29, 2010, 9:26 pm, #182498
Briton of Mooooooooooooooooooo?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 29, 2010, 9:24 pm, #182497
I'm not a woman...I just pretend to be one on the internet.
Hawamleh - June 28, 2010, 11:58 pm, #182386
Scaring mo+ off is like Dividing by Zero. We Know its Not Gonna happen we are still scared ****less from it..
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2010, 11:10 pm, #182385
Yes Mooooooooooooooooooo is a woman. We only have a few around here so don't scare her off.
Reality Lord - June 28, 2010, 11:04 pm, #182384

lmfao @ mooooooooooooooooooo. curious mooooooo, something tells me chic....yes? ok ok the spider thingy. very nice Haw...per usual. i wanna re-do my god poster. is it allowed?lol
Hawamleh - June 28, 2010, 9:51 pm, #182381
FacePalm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2010, 9:21 pm, #182378
Hi! I'm Mooooooooooooooooo don't try to "get" me....I drink too much and rarely make sense. Also, SPIDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hawamleh - June 28, 2010, 9:08 pm, #182377
i dont get it..
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2010, 8:50 pm, #182376
Do or do not, there is no "try"......Yoda.
Hawamleh - June 28, 2010, 8:45 pm, #182374
Agreed ..
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2010, 8:33 pm, #182366
Lets not get into a "god" discussion folks. They never go well.
Hawamleh - June 28, 2010, 8:31 pm, #182364
Gs Wise As usual... Random, This Poster Dosnt Blame god for what has been taken away, it blames god for not letting us forget..
GreyScorpion - June 28, 2010, 8:29 pm, #182363
a hard ***k knows no conscience, GS 69
RandomPixilator - June 28, 2010, 8:25 pm, #182361
A man's own folly ruins his life, yet his heart rages against the Lord. Prov 19:3


GOLD PANTS -


TAGS: gold pants 70 s fruity g** homo disco dork tool
Rating: 2.35/5

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agdaniele - February 18, 2010, 8:10 pm, #158959
I liked this one better.


CYRUS - he better get back to sleep before his father whip his cyclops ass. it's tough love




COSTUME KIDS -




CANADIAN WOMEN - Who says they don't know fashion?




MEMORIAL DAY -


TAGS: airman seaman soldier troop grunt respect veteran
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

5150monkeylove - November 11, 2010, 3:13 pm, #202387
This is great! 5L
Debkins - November 10, 2010, 7:55 am, #202199
Wow! Sad but true. Thank you for creating
lesterinside - June 4, 2010, 5:18 am, #178990
That's sad. Nice Aggy
TheGrayFox - June 2, 2010, 10:41 am, #178820
This is so great i will comment again.
Airman - June 1, 2010, 4:18 pm, #178761
just thought asbout that.. the poster doesn't fall a bit short.. the term Well Done does.. how about Amsome.. that's better
Airman - June 1, 2010, 3:57 pm, #178760
well done falls a bit short
Mongo - June 1, 2010, 9:09 am, #178709
Like this....would like to think he's just camping.
PhxDebbie - June 1, 2010, 9:00 am, #178707
This is awesome 5L!!
wampyre - June 1, 2010, 8:18 am, #178701
FIVE UBER MUFASAS ! ! ! You are a witty one and i shall stand with you.
forseti - June 1, 2010, 3:34 am, #178695
i saw much more war crimes during war than after. Anyway: If any country in the world forces people to fight, it's the godd*** duty to take care for these people after such inhuman torture. may mankind learn from mistakes! 5 dovish lions
agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 10:41 pm, #178642
I'm glad that this hit people in the same place that it came from in me. I know too many who are in poor positions. The only war crimes I see are after war. God bless all who serve... whoever your God may be.
LoveForLife - May 31, 2010, 8:03 pm, #178613
And, our men and women (some still babies) STILL go to war and still enlist!! That shows the true beauty of mankind. Our hope and faith and dedication never dies! And, our country should be ashamed!!
Bob D. Sailor - May 31, 2010, 7:05 pm, #178608
This poster is like a bullet to the heart. It hits home everytime.
Sean - May 31, 2010, 2:29 pm, #178589
Great. I would have said that sooner but I have had login problems -- though when I put it like that, it sounds kinda nasty.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2010, 11:58 am, #178574
In the best possible sense.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2010, 11:57 am, #178573
Monster.
TheGrayFox - May 31, 2010, 7:22 am, #178538
sweet man! 5 pissed lions.
Cubbybear - May 31, 2010, 1:00 am, #178495
A shack by the river...how did it come to this? 5 angry lions
DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 30, 2010, 11:43 pm, #178480
Excellent job bro...this is why we need a 6L option
Timmah - May 30, 2010, 11:43 pm, #178479
I love it. I have 4 relatives who were vietnam vets and one who was in korea. I'm enlisted myself, shipping off in a little over a month. Now that I've given you my life story, lets give this poster a 5!
rerun - May 30, 2010, 10:26 pm, #178471

perfection
gil - May 30, 2010, 1:35 pm, #178443
I have forwarded this to my father and father-in-law, who are both Vietnam Vets. They will appreciate this more than I can. Just Excellent.
Krissie - May 30, 2010, 11:09 am, #178429
I've seen plenty posters here, in magazines...but NOTHING like this for remembering our veterans, that are home, but yet NOT "home". 5L's.
mongobonecrusher - May 30, 2010, 1:51 am, #178360
that vet lives just down the way from me in the field. my sister has left food for him
ICEMAN - May 30, 2010, 1:48 am, #178355
Well done. Too true.


THREE LEVELS OF CRAZY - Talks to self . Argues with self . No longer speaking with self .


TAGS: three levels crazy old woman
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - May 16, 2012, 3:17 am, #234689
It's not normal if you preface it with, "Oh hell no, I'm not talking to that b****!"
Budog - May 16, 2012, 3:17 am, #234688
It's not normal if you preface it with, "Oh hell no, I'm not talking to that b****!"
fan4camping - May 13, 2012, 9:08 am, #234578
Um, level 3 would put you right back to normal tho, wouldn't it? Maybe level 3 should be "spreads baseless lies about self".. 5L anyway


OPTIMISM - Tomorrow is a new day and a fresh start... or bitter ending to a worthless existance.


TAGS: bug optimism funny cold
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by coldinjected

coldinjected - January 5, 2011, 12:50 pm, #209194
OH! extistEnce... sorry Grey. I will do better next time.
coldinjected - January 5, 2011, 12:49 pm, #209193
Not sure what you mean Grey. Don't know FacePlant yet. My pic is Nightcrawler, favorite comic hero. I thought it was all spelled correct. I don't know the lingo yet. I'm a**uming the nazi thing is "grammer nazi"?
GreyScorpion - January 5, 2011, 8:13 am, #209178
must...not...nazi....ARRUUGGHH!! Is FacePlant your mentor? looks like him, spells like him...
Ed-Hyde - January 5, 2011, 7:18 am, #209177
welcome aboard cold, congrats.
coldinjected - January 4, 2011, 10:38 pm, #209147
Alright!!! My first one to make it through. Thanks for voting!


BOTOX - No one ever think's what it will look like as you get older


TAGS: botox plastic surgery old
Rating: 2.69/5

More motifakes by LaurenWales

thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 26, 2013, 4:37 am, #249079
"Where is it? . . . . . The rocket?"
MotiMake - November 29, 2011, 12:23 pm, #226251
So it's "think's" now is it? What happened to our language these days?
motifake - June 22, 2010, 11:17 am, #181169

I think the surgeon used an ugly tree branch as a surgery instrument
agdaniele - June 22, 2010, 1:31 am, #181138
Fell out of the ugly tree, and hit every branch on the way down.
forseti - June 21, 2010, 5:06 pm, #181080
lol moti...
motifake - June 21, 2010, 4:27 pm, #181078

My god, kill it! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!


YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE - But if you work it right, Once is enough.


TAGS: six flags dance old guy
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

mariand - December 29, 2011, 4:14 am, #227045
very true


OLD PROS -


TAGS: old dogs and new tricks crankyhead
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by crankyhead

crankyhead - October 1, 2010, 9:42 pm, #196376
Tanks Feas, just feeling inspired. =)
Feasibly - October 1, 2010, 9:25 pm, #196374
Nice one Cranky, you're on a roll tonight.


MISSION - When the cause is more important than anything else.


TAGS: rescue india soldiers army military
Rating: 4.62/5

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motifayk - February 6, 2013, 8:37 am, #243253
Anyway every country has an army ready to sacrifice itself for the nation's cause . It doesn't matter which army they are all great soldiers.
motifayk - February 6, 2013, 8:36 am, #243252
NO pratham, this is the Chinese PLArmy during the Chinese floods 2010. Many rumor mills circulated this as Indian army. http://blogs.youknowwho.in/2011/11/06/indian-army-human-bridge/ See the youtube link there.
pratham - December 30, 2011, 4:01 pm, #227095
This ph**o was taken in sikkim, India during rescue of Earthquake victims in september 2011.


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